The policies and acts to be introduced/endorsed as stated below are what UFM believes to be the best possible 'solutions' for the many problems plaguing this country.
The decomissioning of all NZ Armed Service divisions.
The legalization of Marijuana and ultimately the criminalisation of Alcohol.
Ties with Britain and the monarchy dissolved.
Diplomatic relations with The United States of America(tm) ceased
The banning of all Businesses/Corporations/Conglomerates/Subsidiaries of/etc
whose yearly turnover exceeds One (1) Million Dollars
All trade relations with countries other than Samoa ceased. (of course with
Point #5 this policy becomes a tad redundant, but hey)
Also we propose capital punishment be brought back in the form of broken kneecaps (repeat offenders will be punished again (numerous swift blows to the knee with a halberd) regardless of previous unhealed wounds or kneecaps) BUT only for the following offences.
Wearing Jeans that are 17 sizes to big where the waist of the pants starts
at the knees..
Listening to R&B/Rap/Techno/House/Trance/Dance/Prance music.
Other offences as advised.
Persons found guilty of Rape or Murder will be neutered with a pair of blunt sisccors or an apple corer (depending on the guilty persons gender) and then put to work for life in non-UN-regulation slave camps.
Thank you.